Why Small Businesses Shouldn't Go Into the Yellow Pages

->where you can run your ad in wonderful black and
I represent a media association that promoteswhite. And don't forget to run it every day
Television, Radio, Newspaper, Magazine, andbecause you never know who's reading what
Billboard sales. So I would like to take a fewwhen. Hopefully they will save it rather than throw
moments to explain why a small business likeis out right away. Of course they can tear your
yours should avoid advertising in the local Yellowad out too. There are so many advantages to
Pages at any cost. But first, let's look at thenewspaper, right?
benefits of each of our sponsors.Magazine: The Saturday Evening Post, Cosmo,
Television: Who doesn't love television, In high-defPlayboy. Classic magazines. Pick a local magazine
with your plasma picture, it's way cool and offersthat everyone gets and place your ad. Of course
you so many choices. You can run 30 or 60they all have limited circulation, but the odds are
seconds spots with plenty of time to get yourthat someone waiting to see the doctor or
message out. Plan to advertise during a primetimedentist will see your ad for car repair and
hit show or sponsor Oprah in the afternoon. Getremember your name and phone number. It's in
creative with music and animation. Sure it'scolor too, so take advantage of a large color
expensive and may not be seen by everyone,photo of your plumbing truck and fancy logo.
but it's fun and hip. And perhaps you need to runThey are usually good for a month, so think of all
a ton of commercials all the time, but hey, it'sthat exposure for that really high cost. What a
television, right?deal, right?
Radio: Most people who drive, listen to the radio.Billboards: Ah, the Marlboro Man eight feet high.
All those stations with all that talk or music. It's soWhat's more American than a 30-foot billboard
American. There you can tell your ad story in aalong the highway? Now there's a great place to
few seconds with fancy sound effects andplaster your message about your Chinese
choose the station, like country, jazz, pop, orRestaurant or Fishing Tackle shop. As people whiz
news. Yes it's expensive and not everyone listensby at sixty miles per hour and glance for five
to every station, but you should run lots of spotsseconds at your ad, you can be happy knowing
to cover your base. I hope you don't needthey are looking down the road and absorbing
pictures and require them to remember youryour message. Of course, they are writing down
phone number. But they can always pull off theyour phone number on their knee on scrap paper,
freeway to jot down that number, right?hoping not to crash. But that's their problem, not
Newspaper: Extra, extra, read all about it! It'syours. You must simply chose which freeway has
been around since Ben Franklin and going strong.the most traffic and then pay huge monthly
Doesn't everyone get a morning paper? And don'tsums, not to mention the fee for the ad
they read it from cover to cover. Okay, somepreparation. But it's for a giant billboard and so it's
people only read the sports or comics, but that'sworth every penny, right?