Lessons for Anglers From a Fishy Education

Humans have a tendency to believe most animalsshallow water. Some of them sit in big floating
are relatively stupid - especially fish. When anglerspieces of wood or inflated cloth farther out in the
believe fish have limited powers of observationwater.
and intelligence, they tend to exclude the lessonsSTUDENT:
most schools of fish teach their young. WhenHow do we know where the anglers are and
they do so, they continue to believe old wiveswhat their hooks look like?
tales and misguided assumptions about fishINSTRUCTOR:
behavior. In particular, they underestimate theYou will learn to see most of the anglers. They
capacity of the fish they are pursuing to practiceare big globs of color that you can see when you
the hook-avoidance techniques that are a regularlook up to the surface of the water. When you
part of a fishy education.see these big globs of color, you should not eat
If we humans were able to hear and comprehendanything you see nearby. You can also hear some
the information conveyed in fish schools, anglersof them, and you can see them stir up the
would be less likely to continue to make somebottom when they move around.
very traditional mistakes in pursuing their prey. IfTheir hooks are very frightening because they
we were to listen in, we might hear some ofare carefully disguised with things that are very
these lessons from a fishy education.attractive foods. Some of the hooks are
LESSON I: FISHHOOK AVOIDANCEembedded in feathers, bugs, worms, and other
INSTRUCTOR:kinds of food. It is very hard to see the hooks,
These are all examples of fish hooks - single,so it is very important to look for anglers.
treble, barbless, and barbed. A fish hook is to beBut there are some anglers you will not be able
avoided in any way possible. Fish hooks areto see. These anglers cover themselves with
inventions of the humanoid monsters who try tosomething that makes them invisible to us when
prey upon fish. These evil devices have a verywe look to the surface. Fortunately, most of the
sharp pointed barb on the end. These cananglers don't know how to become invisible. So,
become caught in a lip, gill, or even your side ifalways watch for anglers and don't eat anything
you are in the wrong place at the right time. Theirwhen one of them is nearby.
primary function, however, is to tempt you toWe know fish see color. The eye anatomy of a
bite the "bait" they put on it and get the hookfish has been repeatedly studied and ample
caught in your mouth. Once a hook is attached,information about how they see and discern color
you will be pulled out of the water by means ofis abundant. Anglers go to great lengths to choose
the line tied to the other end of the hook. And,the perfect fly when they are fishing. They think
once you are out of the water, you will certainlyabout the color, the shape, the design and the
die.way the lure moves in the water.
STUDENT:Many anglers, however, have not yet figured out
Does every fish that bites a hook die?that if a fish that can see size 20 fly floating on
INSTRUCTOR:the surface of a lake, it can also see a bright
No. Small, young fish are sometimes removedorange glob created by a 200 pound, 6-foot tall
from the hook and released back into the water.fisherman standing nearby wearing the latest
And there are some of the humanoid monsterstrendy fishing shirt color. Successful anglers, on
who always release fish back into the water.the other hand, have learned to blend in with
These humanoids are called "anglers" and theynature and become invisible to their prey by
think catching fish on their hooks is fun.wearing water camouflage clothing. Some even
STUDENT:wear water camouflage that reproduces the
Are these anglers everywhere?patterns of light and shadow seen by fish as they
INSTRUCTOR:look to the surface.
No. Many of them stay close to the shore or inStay tuned for Lesson #2 from a Fishy Education.